Funny AF Memes And Tweets To Get You Through The Day

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Meeeeesh
May 1, 2020 10:00 AM EDT

Thank God, you've made it through the damn week. Now it's time to look through some extremely dumb humor to occupy your time. You're stuck inside after all, so what better things are there to do?

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    Text - Sylvester Stallone still has the turtles from Rocky and they are currently 44 years old
    via bakattack
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    Font - I made my steering wheel full of cleansing energy, now every time I drive I vibe up and my car gets a love charge as well e Im doing my entire car interior with crystalst 85 ACC/RES GAAMD ON YODAST/ET CONGRATULATIONS YOU JUST TURNED YOUR AIRBAG INTO A CLAYMORE
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    Text - brent @murrman5 *stomps feet twice and claps over and over until everyone at the funeral is doing it* "we will.we will.miss you" 12/07/2015, 17:47 8,510 Retweets 15.8K Likes
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    Human - It took a while, but finally humans became dumb enough to teach robots how to use guns
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    Cartoon - the ol' razzle dazzle
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    Text - Product - Me flirting in class: "so what school do you go to?"
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    Text - Jon @ArfMeasures JOHN LENNON: He wear no shoeshine, he got.toe-jam football, he got..monkey finger, he shoot.Coca-Cola POLICE SKETCH ARTIST: what 7/10/17, 1:46 PM 19.4K Retweets 54K Likes
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    People - Remember Eleven & Mike? Here they are now. Feel old yet?
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    Organism - Me: sorry can you turn that music off?? it brings back bad memories of a loved one... Someone: we're playing Livin La Vida Loca My head:
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    Community - Man On Cusp Of Having Fun Suddenly Remembers Every Single One Of His Responsibilities REVOLUTION 2, HILL 6E OITED!
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    Text - You're never t0o old to say "horses" when you drive past some horses
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    Text - Trevor Moore @itrevormoore I said 'More like Giraffe-ic Park!' and laughed. Guide just smiled. I said it again on the ride back. Still no laugh 3:27 PM · 04 Oct 15 251 RETWEETS 645 FAVORITES
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    Face
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    Hand - My friend gave me this to remember him by before he passed away. He couldnt speak at the time but it seemed really important to him that I have this. RIP alil NEDLE EPENT OND
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    Text - when you take that walk of faith into your kitchen at 2AM to get some water hey there, demons. it's me, ya boy.
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    Text - keet o @KeetPotato me: "i don't appreciate being laughed at" seaworld employee: "sir that's just the noise dolphins make" 4/18/17, 9:42 AM 620 Retweets 1,881 Likes
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    Footwear - Mereis heles in my Grocs sÓ my swag can breathe
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    Text - Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin [quietly tries to open a can of beer] driving instructor: what was that 3/27/16, 4:28 PM 2,947 RETWEETS 6,232 LIKES
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    Cartoon - *Confused screaming*
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    Facial expression - Me in the streets vs me in the sheets IStock Stook
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    Text - John Darby @mrjohndarby [doing a three point turn] *whispering*: yes. 3 more points for me 31/5/17, 2:24 am 301 Retweets 874 Likes
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    Text - Christmas - santa: what do you want for christmas? alien: glarf bleep blorp. jk a ps4
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    Text - T heard you like bad girls. Well I'm bad. At everything. *Winks at you with both eyes*
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    Text - MehGyver @AndrewNadeau0 Goty or ek u ne Running was invented in 1612 by Thomas Running when he tried to walk twice at the same time. 4/10/17, 3:36 PM 1,537 Retweets 3,028 Likes
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    Photo caption - IF YOU'RE UGLY, BUTHAVE PRETTY EYES... THIS IS YOUR CHANCE!!
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    Face - When you're not sure if you should walk into work or set yourself on fire @heckoffsupzeite reme
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    Cartoon - Me adding another panel to this meme Woah. This is worthless! DE It's less than'worthless
    via ImClownTown
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    Text - tomsauced @trojansauce BOSS: tell me about susanne ME: *takes a drag of cigarette* ah, the one that got away BOSS: you're a zoo keeper none of them should get away 3/22/17, 6:31 AM 7,040 RETWEETS 17.2K LIKES
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    Text - David Hughes @david8hughes Me: will there be sausage rolls? Margaret [sobbing uncontrollably]: th- there- Me [louder]: Margaret. Your husband's funeral. Sausage rolls? 25/10/2015, 04:30 2,437 Retweets 5,222 Likes
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    Product - The "I call time out during tag when caught in corner" starter pack FOVE KANGES SAIKAI @MasiPopal
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    Text - Michael @Home_Halfway BOSS: Okay, let's do this. What names are you pitching? COWORKER: Hannah Montana ME: Assapoopshits Massachusetts BOSS: Michael you're fired 9/10/15, 22:51 181 RETWEETS 601 LIKES
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